Theme developers, sorry to tell you: if your theme manipulates scrolling, it sucks. 👎
A380 they said.
Will be fun, they said.
Challenges of the day:
- How to truncate old Git history
- How to send parcel to Cuba 🇨🇺
Make home-made mulled wine: easy! 🙋♂️
Telling my workmate about a whole bunch of gulp updates. Both of us realizing we’ll have forgotton it all in 10 seconds.
…4, …3, …2, …
Garbage in, garbage out.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Love the story a friend told me yesterday: beautiful girl, and people always like »Must be a model one day!«
Father: »Or a scientist!« 👊
Maybe a web developer. 🙋
Guess who spent 5h 843m to inspect the few 147 fonts one can use to easily asciify their gulp tasks’ console log. 👋
Client booked »racing bike and triathlon hotel« for me. 🚴
—Wait, what?! Does it come with free wifi?
Can handle 5 GHz but won’t bring bikes!
10–15 yrs ago CSS was mainly about cross-browser compatibility.
Today it’s all about components, state, transitions and JS. Still the same CSS, though.
Stop complaining about Facebook and delete your account.
—It’s really that easy.